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31 Funniest Quotes From Superbad

We all know the classic comedy Superbad, which stars two teenage best friends on a mission to get alcohol for their end of school party. This movie is full of hilarious moments that have become iconic in pop culture. From its witty dialogue to its one-liners, Superbad provides us with an endless amount of memorable quotes that we continue to use today.

About Superbad

Superbad is a coming-of-age comedy film that was released in 2007. The movie was directed by Greg Mottola and produced by Judd Apatow. It stars Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, and Christopher Mintz-Plasse as three high school friends who embark on a wild adventure to buy alcohol for a party. The film has become an instant classic due to its witty writing, hilarious performances, and relatable characters.

Superbad perfectly captures the awkwardness and hilarity of teenage life while also exploring themes of friendship and growing up. The chemistry between Hill and Cera is undeniable as they navigate their way through the ups and downs of adolescence. One of the most memorable aspects of Superbad is its quotable lines that have become ingrained in pop culture.

Top Superbad Quotes

Welcome to our comprehensive guide to the best quotes from the classic 2007 comedy, Superbad! Whether you’ve seen the movie a dozen times or this is your first time watching it, we’re sure you’ll find something that resonates with you in this list of iconic lines. From McLovin’s awesome antics to Fogell’s unfortunate faux pas, here are some of the most memorable quotes from Superbad. We hope you enjoy them as much as we did!

“People don’t forget.”
– Seth
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“I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, ‘I love my best friend, Evan.’”
– Seth
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“Man I’m about to graduate, they should be sucking on my b*lls*ck, that’s the least they can do for stealing four years of my life.”
– Evan
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“I kinda had this problem, something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. For some reason, I don’t know why, I would just kind of sit around all day—and draw pictures of dicks.”
– Seth
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“McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?”
– Evan
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“I joined this class because I thought I was going to be cooking with a partner. But she’s never here, and I don’t get twice the grades for doing all the work.”
– Seth
“They let you pick any name you want when you get down there.”
– Fogell
“He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.”
– Seth
“So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I’m f*cking Steven Glansberg.”
– Seth
“Fogell shut the f*ck up. And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.”
– Evan
“We should be guiding your c*ck, not blocking it.”
– Officer Michaels
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“It’s just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know—and like, I have to hide every erection I get. Just imagine if girls weren’t weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just wanted to see them. That’s the world I one day want to live in.”
– Evan
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“You know what that means? By some divine miracle, we were paired up and she actually thought of me. Thought of me enough to decide that I was the guy she would trust with the whole funness of her party. She wants to f*ck me, she wants my dick in and around her mouth.”
– Seth
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“Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your p*nis. That’s a good thing. It’s the best.”
– Evan
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“I would get killed for p*ssy. No questions asked!”
– Seth
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“Two weeks hand job, one-month blow job, whatever, whatever. And then, I make her my girlfriend. And I’ve got like two solid months of sex. By the time college rolls around I’ll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag.”
– Seth Becca: 
“Do you have any normal-sized clothes or do you only shop at the Baby Gap?”
– Seth
“When am I going to need to cook tiramisu? Am I going to be a chef?”
– Seth
“You just sound like an idiot, you’re not gonna be able to sleep with her, man.”
– Evan
“Give me that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one. Number two: it doesn’t even have a first name. It just says ‘McLovin!’”
– Seth
“Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it’s located on my c*ck.”
– Seth
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“That’s the coolest f*cking story I’ve ever heard in my entire life! That’s insane. Is it—can I hear it again, do you have time?”
– Seth
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“Becca’s been looking for you. She said something about blowing you.”
– Party Teen
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“You used my leg as a tampon!”
– Seth
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“You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it and it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my belly button.”
– Seth
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“Dude, get out of here. They’re going to make me run laps again.”
– Evan
“Every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they’re 21. How many 21-year-olds do you think there are in this town? It’s called f*cking strategy, all right?”
– Fogell
“No dude, I don’t want to talk a lot of sh*t, okay? But she’s going to be at the party, and she’s going to be drunk, and she likes me at least a little, enough to get with me. At the very least I’ll make out with her.”
– Seth Evan: 
“Look, we all know Home-ec is a joke, no offense, it’s just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it’s bullshit, and I’m sorry. I’m not putting down your profession, but it’s just the way I feel.”
– Seth
“I’m not too worried about it, really. I wouldn’t worry about it. Don’t worry about it. I’m not worried at all.”
– Evan
“That’s perfect. Now you owe me six bucks, because I’m not going to get it, and it exploded.”
– Evan

FAQs

How can I watch Superbad in India?

Netflix.

Who is the villain in Superbad?

Mark

How successful was Superbad?

The film grossed over $170 million on a budget below $20 million.

Let’s Wind Up…

Superbad is an iconic film that has left a lasting impression of hilarity and heart on viewers everywhere. The characters are memorable, the story is relatable, and the quotes are classic. From McLovin’s ID to the Fogell-McLovin pseudonym debacle, Superbad is chock full of quotable moments that can never be forgotten.