Psych is a beloved American detective comedy-drama television series that aired on USA Network from 2006 to 2014. The show follows the adventures of Shawn Spencer, a highly observant man who pretends to be psychic in order to solve crimes with his best friend Burton “Gus” Guster.
What makes Psych stand out from other detective shows is its lightheartedness and humor, which are woven into every episode. The chemistry between the two leads, James Roday Rodriguez as Shawn and Dulé Hill as Gus, is infectious and has won over fans worldwide. With its witty banter, pop culture references, and memorable guest stars, Psych remains a fan favorite years after its finale aired.
About Psych
Steve Franks created Psych, which is a comedy-drama TV show about detectives in America. The show premiered on July 7, 2006, and ran for eight seasons until its finale on March 26, 2014. Psych follows the adventures of Shawn Spencer (James Roday Rodriguez), a young crime consultant with a photographic memory, and his best friend Burton “Gus” Guster (Dulé Hill), who are hired by the Santa Barbara Police Department as consultants to help solve crimes.
The show has gained a massive cult following due to its clever writing, hilarious jokes, and pop culture references. One of the most significant aspects of Psych is that it never took itself too seriously; it always allowed viewers to sit back and laugh at the absurdity of it all while still delivering engaging mysteries in each episode.
Top Psych Quotes
It’s no surprise that Psych fans are always on the lookout for their favorite quotes from the show. With eight seasons and over 120 episodes, Psych has given us some of the most memorable quotes in television history. From Shawn Spencer’s snarky comments to Gus’ obscure references, this show is filled with one-liners that will make you laugh out loud. In this article, we’ll be taking a look at some of the top psych quotes from the series that have stood the test of time.
“My name is Shawn Spencer, this is my associate, Jazz Hands.”
“Note to self: be rich one day.”
“Well, the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.”
“Man, I’m nobody’s charity case. I demand to dig my own grave!”
“Just because you put syrup on something don’t make it pancakes.”
“Well, much like Lady Gaga, I was born this way.”
“We take our hand-held entertainment very seriously.”
“We’re so far off the grid I think we may be back on the grid.”
“Everyone stop whatever you’re doing and only pay attention to me.”
“It’s a gift that I bust out on rare occasions and almost all the time.”
“Okay, you guys are actually devolving.”
“I can’t help it, Shawn, my body craves buttery goodness.”
“I can’t help being a gorgeous fiend. It’s just the card I drew.”
“Partners do not lie to each other, because partners put their lives in each other’s hands.”
“Hello! I’m Shawn Spencer. This is my partner Radio Star. I’m afraid your video will kill him.”
“I’m the cream in a crying sandwich.”
“Injury-free since June, when Gus broke his finger flipping the injury countdown calendar.”
“What isn’t clear is why people always say ‘goes without saying,’ yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying. Doesn’t that bother you?”
“Sorry, I was too busy James Bonding it up in here.”
“I’m having a clear vision on a cloudy day.”
“Take lots of pictures. Not of sights. Don’t take pictures of buildings. Take pictures of moments, because that’s what matters.”
“The truth is, I want to change, I need to change.”
“Guster, you have to wake up to the real world: people have sex and kill each other. That’s the real world. Not some magical ‘feelings’ place.”
“Gus wants to know if your boat has cable. It’s the season finale of Leverage and his TiVo’s on the fritz.”
“I still smell like stinky nuts!”
“I’m not big on nude handshakes.”
“I don’t lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me.”
“I look up to Brett Favre, but that doesn’t mean I believe everything he says. Alright, that’s a bad example. It’s those tearful press conferences, man. They get me every time.”
“It’s just stupid, that’s all. I mean, if he didn’t have any hair then no one had any business calling him Fuzzy Wuzzy.””
“I can’t believe you actually thought that text was from me. It lacked all nuance, my signature mocking tone, and was utterly devoid of emoticons.”
“You wanna be hawk-eye or crow’s nest?”
“Ahoy, there! Um, yes. Right. Um, my name is Shawn Spencer. This is my first mate, Hummingbird Saltalamacchia.”
“Great, dripping with swagger!”
“ I have an idea, but we’ll need cool names.”
“I am nobody’s pawn, Shawn. I’m a Queen.”
“It’s just that laws keep changing. It’s getting very challenging to keep up with them all. For example, did you know that it is now illegal to give a possum a perm?”
“Mindy, it’s official: you’ve won bitchiest banana.”
“This is the best shake on the planet. One part ice cream, two parts awesome!”
“Great, now we got a mummy on the loose and the son of a bitch knows how to drive stick?”
“I’d rather shower with a bear.”
“I’ve heard it both ways.”
“Remember Dad, you treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess, then a person again.”
“My dad is a lying liar from Liarsburg!”
“Just call me the suck-stopper. No, wait. Don’t ever call me that.”
“My name is Shwan. This is my partner, Scoony ‘U-Turn’ Singleton”
“Where do I get a juice box and does it come in grapalicious.”
“I think your shirt and his shirt should get together and go bowling.”
“Doodles are the windows to the soul, Gus.”
“Where’d you get that suit, the toilet store?”
“Shawn, I’ve been worried about you since you turned three and started eating your own toenails.”
“How about you play six degrees of kiss my ass?”
“I’m gonna crack her like a bad back!”
“Hooray for loopholes!”
“The chips say you’re a cheater, cheater pumpkin eater!”
“Why you dirty, filthy rascal with the suede, suede head.”
“Clouds don’t kill people. People kill people.”
“What are you doing? We don’t know anything about delivering warthog babies.”
“There is a witness. There’s a cat. I want to talk to that cat as soon as he’s done licking himself… wow, I’m jealous.”
“I just got a lap dance from Patrick Swayze!”
“When I was in the department there were two things I hated in this world: private investigators and psychics. Congratulations, kid, you just hit the disappointment trifecta.”
FAQs
I’m having nightmares, I can’t sleep.
“I’m not big on nude handshakes.”
“It’s easier to change yourself than to change the world.”
Let’s Wind Up…
Psych is a show that has captivated audiences for over a decade with its witty humor and impressive detective work. The dynamic duo of Shawn and Gus has captured our hearts, leaving us wanting more after each episode. The show’s success can be credited to the talented cast and crew who brought the characters to life on-screen.
As we say goodbye to this beloved series, we are left with fond memories of laughter and intrigue. It’s safe to say that Psych will always hold a special place in our hearts and minds. If you haven’t already, it’s time to join the Psych-Os and experience this remarkable show for yourself. Who knows?